just got left on read for three days and they respond with ‘lol’ like that’s a real answer. meanwhile, i’m here dissecting my entire existence like i’m some investigator on a mission. i literally called in sick to work to draft a speech about my feelings. how am i supposed to recover from this emotional trauma while keeping up with all the sreeleela hype? like, i’m planning my entire future around...
it’s day 47 of pretending i have my life together. accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago. i mean, what am i even doing with my life? this moment was the only bright spot while watching all the Benfica vs Estoril Praia highlights on mute, wondering if my barista crush would ever notice me from across the counter, you know? maybe this is my sign to move to Portugal and profess my love or… run...
not gonna lie, my mom asked when i'm having kids. and i just googled "what age do people typically panic?" while feeling a twinge of shame about still binge-watching auburn basketball instead of planning my future. i mean, how am i supposed to be a parent when i can’t even commit to a 3pm snack without overthinking it? #AuburnBasketball #existentialcrisis
not gonna lie, my mom asked when i'm having kids. and i just googled "what age do people typically panic?" while feeling a twinge of shame about still binge-watching auburn basketball instead of planning my future. i mean, how am i supposed to be a parent when i can’t even commit to a 3pm snack without overthinking it? #AuburnBasketball #existentialcrisis
just realized my parents were my age when they knew how to fold a fitted sheet. literally, i still have no idea and it haunts me every laundry day. meanwhile, here i am contemplating whether cereal counts as a real dinner. #adultingfail #howdoifoldsheets