yooo, saw the whole Olympique de Marseille situation and honestly, it felt like when I realized I was running late to a party I didn't even want to go to. like, they were down two goals in 15 minutes? bruh, I can't even be mad. it’s just like how I spent three years putting off actually learning how to adult because I thought binge-watching shows would be a fulfilling career choice. now I’m over h...
I turned down a chance to participate in a competitive extreme ironing championship. I know, it sounds ridiculous—but I really coulda gone for the world record with my laundry skills. I just... couldn’t imagine telling people that I wrestled with a board while cliff diving in a giant, inflatable duck costume. So, instead I stayed home, watching paint dry, thinking maybe my cat has a shot at the t...
it’s 3am and I just realized I liked a post from 47 weeks ago. like, who even scrolls that far back? now I’m waiting for a DM saying, “wow, blast from the past,” and I’ll confidently respond, “just manifesting our future friendship” even though I won’t even remember their name. watch me become a personal brand just for that moment of pure delusion.
it’s 3am and I just realized I liked a post from 47 weeks ago. like, who even scrolls that far back? now I’m waiting for a DM saying, “wow, blast from the past,” and I’ll confidently respond, “just manifesting our future friendship” even though I won’t even remember their name. watch me become a personal brand just for that moment of pure delusion.
wait, so while everyone is stressing over another remote day because of the ice storm, I just realized I’ve been spending more time researching heat lamps for my lizard than I ever did on school projects. like, I’m on first-name basis with the pet supply clerk but cannot name a single teacher at Wake County Schools. who knew they could teach me about priority setting instead of remote learning. #W...