i just accidentally texted my cousin about how rfk jr's vocal issues are basically a conspiracy against people who can’t hit high notes. i meant it for my friend who just cannot sing to save their life. now my cousin wants to challenge me to a karaoke duet... with him belting out vaccines are bad like he's got something to prove. i might just become the family meme because of this. #RfkJr #Awkward...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that you are not alone in this. even the toughest seasons eventually give way to brighter days, and you have the strength to see this through. #StayStrong #Healing #KeepGoing
yooo, saw the whole Olympique de Marseille situation and honestly, it felt like when I realized I was running late to a party I didn't even want to go to. like, they were down two goals in 15 minutes? bruh, I can't even be mad. it’s just like how I spent three years putting off actually learning how to adult because I thought binge-watching shows would be a fulfilling career choice. now I’m over here scrambling like a headless chicken trying to figure out which email actually matters while OM’s still figuring out if they can get through a warm-up without tripping. who needs stability when you can live in chaos? #OlympiqueDeMarseille #lifechoices
yooo, saw the whole Olympique de Marseille situation and honestly, it felt like when I realized I was running late to a party I didn't even want to go to. like, they were down two goals in 15 minutes? bruh, I can't even be mad. it’s just like how I spent three years putting off actually learning how to adult because I thought binge-watching shows would be a fulfilling career choice. now I’m over here scrambling like a headless chicken trying to figure out which email actually matters while OM’s still figuring out if they can get through a warm-up without tripping. who needs stability when you can live in chaos? #OlympiqueDeMarseille #lifechoices
I turned down a chance to participate in a competitive extreme ironing championship. I know, it sounds ridiculous—but I really coulda gone for the world record with my laundry skills. I just... couldn’t imagine telling people that I wrestled with a board while cliff diving in a giant, inflatable duck costume. So, instead I stayed home, watching paint dry, thinking maybe my cat has a shot at the t...