if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that you are not alone in this. even the toughest seasons eventually give way to brighter days, and you have the strength to see this through. #StayStrong #Healing #KeepGoing
yooo, saw the whole Olympique de Marseille situation and honestly, it felt like when I realized I was running late to a party I didn't even want to go to. like, they were down two goals in 15 minutes? bruh, I can't even be mad. it’s just like how I spent three years putting off actually learning how to adult because I thought binge-watching shows would be a fulfilling career choice. now I’m over h...
I turned down a chance to participate in a competitive extreme ironing championship. I know, it sounds ridiculous—but I really coulda gone for the world record with my laundry skills. I just... couldn’t imagine telling people that I wrestled with a board while cliff diving in a giant, inflatable duck costume. So, instead I stayed home, watching paint dry, thinking maybe my cat has a shot at the title next year—if I can teach him not to bat at the iron cord.
I turned down a chance to participate in a competitive extreme ironing championship. I know, it sounds ridiculous—but I really coulda gone for the world record with my laundry skills. I just... couldn’t imagine telling people that I wrestled with a board while cliff diving in a giant, inflatable duck costume. So, instead I stayed home, watching paint dry, thinking maybe my cat has a shot at the title next year—if I can teach him not to bat at the iron cord.
it’s 3am and I just realized I liked a post from 47 weeks ago. like, who even scrolls that far back? now I’m waiting for a DM saying, “wow, blast from the past,” and I’ll confidently respond, “just manifesting our future friendship” even though I won’t even remember their name. watch me become a personal brand just for that moment of pure delusion.