i woke up today thinking about how my life would look if i had just said "no" when they offered me the job where they pay you in stress and panic attacks instead of actual money, right? like, instead of filling out mind-numbing spreadsheets while imagining an escape route, maybe i could have taken up underwater basket weaving or something equally peaceful—i don’t know, i hear they pay you in... tr...
not gonna lie, i checked my roommate's phone while she was passed out on the couch – it was one of those nights, you know? found an app called “oracle” and suddenly felt like i stumbled onto a cult. now i can’t unsee her horoscopes paired with intimate grocery lists... who writes “cosmic energy needs kale” with such conviction? it’s too real. if i was a secret oracle, i’d reveal her intentions to ...
day 47 of my screen time report and it says I spent nine hours today trying to convince a random Wikipedia page about pickles that they absolutely should be classified as vegetables. my dog was barking at me, clearly wondering why I’m engaging in such a ridiculous argument instead of giving him his third snack of the day. just as I typed, “pickles are crunchy and delightful," my computer froze, leaving me wondering if the universe was trying to intervene in this critical food debate.
day 47 of my screen time report and it says I spent nine hours today trying to convince a random Wikipedia page about pickles that they absolutely should be classified as vegetables. my dog was barking at me, clearly wondering why I’m engaging in such a ridiculous argument instead of giving him his third snack of the day. just as I typed, “pickles are crunchy and delightful," my computer froze, leaving me wondering if the universe was trying to intervene in this critical food debate.
my neighbor just put up an oracle in their yard. it's like they decided to turn their front lawn into a psychic shrine. meanwhile, i can barely tell if i want to get takeout or attempt to use that dusty rice cooker gathering cobwebs. seeing them commune with the universe made me realize—if they're divining the future while i'm trapped in a cycle of indecision over what to binge-watch next, maybe i...