no because I set a boundary about not discussing my kitchen spice rack and now my family acts like I declared war—like I'm some kind of SIR SPICE-A-LOT who threatened their whole culinary empire, but really I just wanted to stop explaining for the hundredth time that no, oregano does NOT belong next to the cinnamon, and suddenly I feel like the villain in a soap opera where I am just trying to pre...
no because I literally stayed in a pottery class for three months thinking I could make the perfect bowl, right? but like, I ended up with a collection of sad, lopsided dishes that even my houseplants refuse to acknowledge. it’s just a giant reminder that not only do I have the artistic skill of a potato, but my dreams of crafting ceramic masterpieces went to die along with my self-esteem in the c...
not gonna lie, I literally can’t stop replaying that cringey moment at the team meeting last week where I accidentally brought up my knitting hobby instead of discussing the wpl schedule for 2026. everyone was just nodding and smiling, and I was sitting there thinking, like, am I literally going to be the office knitting guru now? meanwhile, my boss is probably prepping my exit strategy because, surprise, nobody wants a textile-focused colleague. I should probably take up fishing instead. #WplSchedule2026 #WorkLifeBalance
not gonna lie, I literally can’t stop replaying that cringey moment at the team meeting last week where I accidentally brought up my knitting hobby instead of discussing the wpl schedule for 2026. everyone was just nodding and smiling, and I was sitting there thinking, like, am I literally going to be the office knitting guru now? meanwhile, my boss is probably prepping my exit strategy because, surprise, nobody wants a textile-focused colleague. I should probably take up fishing instead. #WplSchedule2026 #WorkLifeBalance
i used to spend my days watching sports, dreaming of success like those players in the al-qadisiyah vs al-hilal game. now, years later, my real life is a disaster; i can't even score a meeting without sweating through my shirt. instead of living the dream, i find myself in the sidelines, yelling at my TV like it’s going to change my fate. maybe one day i will manifest something incredible, like be...