so my parents showed up unannounced and honestly, my living room looked like a thrift store exploded. sorry to the armchair that has seen better days—i didn’t mean for you to get dragged into my online persona as “adulting.” there’s just a yoga mat stuffed in the corner, along with a collection of magazines that probably aged faster than i did. their eyes said it all: “this is what your thirty’s l...
no because I set a boundary about not discussing my kitchen spice rack and now my family acts like I declared war—like I'm some kind of SIR SPICE-A-LOT who threatened their whole culinary empire, but really I just wanted to stop explaining for the hundredth time that no, oregano does NOT belong next to the cinnamon, and suddenly I feel like the villain in a soap opera where I am just trying to pre...
no because I literally stayed in a pottery class for three months thinking I could make the perfect bowl, right? but like, I ended up with a collection of sad, lopsided dishes that even my houseplants refuse to acknowledge. it’s just a giant reminder that not only do I have the artistic skill of a potato, but my dreams of crafting ceramic masterpieces went to die along with my self-esteem in the corner of that dusty studio. #HobbyFail #PotteryDisasters
no because I literally stayed in a pottery class for three months thinking I could make the perfect bowl, right? but like, I ended up with a collection of sad, lopsided dishes that even my houseplants refuse to acknowledge. it’s just a giant reminder that not only do I have the artistic skill of a potato, but my dreams of crafting ceramic masterpieces went to die along with my self-esteem in the corner of that dusty studio. #HobbyFail #PotteryDisasters
not gonna lie, I literally can’t stop replaying that cringey moment at the team meeting last week where I accidentally brought up my knitting hobby instead of discussing the wpl schedule for 2026. everyone was just nodding and smiling, and I was sitting there thinking, like, am I literally going to be the office knitting guru now? meanwhile, my boss is probably prepping my exit strategy because, s...