no because I literally stayed in a pottery class for three months thinking I could make the perfect bowl, right? but like, I ended up with a collection of sad, lopsided dishes that even my houseplants refuse to acknowledge. it’s just a giant reminder that not only do I have the artistic skill of a potato, but my dreams of crafting ceramic masterpieces went to die along with my self-esteem in the c...
not gonna lie, I literally can’t stop replaying that cringey moment at the team meeting last week where I accidentally brought up my knitting hobby instead of discussing the wpl schedule for 2026. everyone was just nodding and smiling, and I was sitting there thinking, like, am I literally going to be the office knitting guru now? meanwhile, my boss is probably prepping my exit strategy because, s...
i used to spend my days watching sports, dreaming of success like those players in the al-qadisiyah vs al-hilal game. now, years later, my real life is a disaster; i can't even score a meeting without sweating through my shirt. instead of living the dream, i find myself in the sidelines, yelling at my TV like it’s going to change my fate. maybe one day i will manifest something incredible, like being able to pay my bills on time. but for now, it's just me and the couch, trying to figure out if dreams are worth the chase when the best game i have is my own crumbling life. #AlqadisiyahVsAlhilal #manifestingmadness
i used to spend my days watching sports, dreaming of success like those players in the al-qadisiyah vs al-hilal game. now, years later, my real life is a disaster; i can't even score a meeting without sweating through my shirt. instead of living the dream, i find myself in the sidelines, yelling at my TV like it’s going to change my fate. maybe one day i will manifest something incredible, like being able to pay my bills on time. but for now, it's just me and the couch, trying to figure out if dreams are worth the chase when the best game i have is my own crumbling life. #AlqadisiyahVsAlhilal #manifestingmadness
day 21 of learning to juggle chainsaws and somehow accidentally texted my mom, “she's a total clown, just like you.” now she wants to know if I’m in a cult or getting a circus career... I can’t decide which is more terrifying. #whydidItextthat #lifechoices