yooo, so I was having this argument about folding laundry — I mean, come on, is it really that hard? — and then I remember my therapist saying to really pick your battles — I just want to know who thought it was a good idea to let a pile of clothes stare at me like some existential crisis — meanwhile, here I am in my funeral outfit, mentally rehearsing my next move like I'm prepping for a Laura De...
i literally spent three years memorizing our company's awkward HR policies, thinking it made me a loyal employee. then one day, i found out they literally have a robot in the basement that can do my job better and faster, and i was like, wait, so you're telling me my only competition was a glorified toaster? talk about a betrayal, right?
ngl, found out my aunt was living a double life as a corporate spy and now I’m over here wishing I had that kind of thrill in my nine to five where the only espionage is me trying to figure out why the printer jams every day at noon. one minute she’s dropping family secrets at the Thanksgiving table, next she’s supposedly scoring company intel like it's an audition for a romantic drama on jio hostar. like, if I knew dodging my toxic coworkers could lead to an action-packed life, maybe I'd start throwing staplers too. now I'm just here binging Gustaakh Ishq wondering if they have a side character who also regrets not becoming an international supervillain. #JioHostar #UnexpectedConfessions
ngl, found out my aunt was living a double life as a corporate spy and now I’m over here wishing I had that kind of thrill in my nine to five where the only espionage is me trying to figure out why the printer jams every day at noon. one minute she’s dropping family secrets at the Thanksgiving table, next she’s supposedly scoring company intel like it's an audition for a romantic drama on jio hostar. like, if I knew dodging my toxic coworkers could lead to an action-packed life, maybe I'd start throwing staplers too. now I'm just here binging Gustaakh Ishq wondering if they have a side character who also regrets not becoming an international supervillain. #JioHostar #UnexpectedConfessions
last night, i realized i’m the human equivalent of a binge-watched series that nobody asked for. i’m talking about loyal work dedication to a company that would replace me with a swift swipe, like deleting a poorly received show from my watchlist. just the other day, they launched a new initiative while i painstakingly picked up the pieces from a project nobody appreciated. my boss probably binge-...