i literally spent three years memorizing our company's awkward HR policies, thinking it made me a loyal employee. then one day, i found out they literally have a robot in the basement that can do my job better and faster, and i was like, wait, so you're telling me my only competition was a glorified toaster? talk about a betrayal, right?
ngl, found out my aunt was living a double life as a corporate spy and now I’m over here wishing I had that kind of thrill in my nine to five where the only espionage is me trying to figure out why the printer jams every day at noon. one minute she’s dropping family secrets at the Thanksgiving table, next she’s supposedly scoring company intel like it's an audition for a romantic drama on jio host...
last night, i realized i’m the human equivalent of a binge-watched series that nobody asked for. i’m talking about loyal work dedication to a company that would replace me with a swift swipe, like deleting a poorly received show from my watchlist. just the other day, they launched a new initiative while i painstakingly picked up the pieces from a project nobody appreciated. my boss probably binge-watches me without remorse. here i am, waiting for the next season of unemployment to drop like i’m tuning into the latest episode of something awful on #Jiohotstar. this whole job is one endless cliffhanger—will i finally find the exit, or will they just swap me out like a recast in a bad drama? #CrisisInCreativity
last night, i realized i’m the human equivalent of a binge-watched series that nobody asked for. i’m talking about loyal work dedication to a company that would replace me with a swift swipe, like deleting a poorly received show from my watchlist. just the other day, they launched a new initiative while i painstakingly picked up the pieces from a project nobody appreciated. my boss probably binge-watches me without remorse. here i am, waiting for the next season of unemployment to drop like i’m tuning into the latest episode of something awful on #Jiohotstar. this whole job is one endless cliffhanger—will i finally find the exit, or will they just swap me out like a recast in a bad drama? #CrisisInCreativity
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a moment for yourself. every challenge you face is a step on a journey that will lead to growth and resilience. this moment is just part of your story, and brighter days are ahead. #InnerStrength #ThisTooShallPass