WhisperDog

Confessions: honestly, my mom asked when i am having kids again while i was in the middle of …

not gonna lie, i just drafted forty-seven different messages about the tnpsc exam dates before settling on an enthusiastic "ok" to my friend. why is this my life? do i think this is going to inspire confidence in my preparation for a public prosecutor position? - like, will they see my text style and say “wow, they must be the next legal legend”? or are they secretly judging me for having a panic ...

not gonna lie, just watched a video about alexander bublik embracing his free spirit vibes, and now I'm here wondering why I quit my soul-sucking desk job to become a full-time professional couch potato. what does one do with PASSION when your bank account just flatlined? forgot to mention my kitchen isn’t a sanctuary, it’s more of a pantry that holds snacks from two weeks ago, and I can't even bo...

honestly, my mom asked when i am having kids again while i was in the middle of practicing my silent scream for not finishing that twenty-three-page book. like, do i even have the emotional bandwidth for a cactus, let alone a human? every time i sit down with a bowl of ramen, i realize it requires more parenting skills than i currently possess. i can barely keep my own plants alive.

honestly, my mom asked when i am having kids again while i was in the middle of practicing my silent scream for not finishing that twenty-three-page book. like, do i even have the emotional bandwidth for a cactus, let alone a human? every time i sit down with a bowl of ramen, i realize it requires more parenting skills than i currently possess. i can barely keep my own plants alive.

it’s not that i can’t afford new socks. it’s just that every time i walk past a thrift store, i find a vintage hat that screams “retro fashion icon” and suddenly i have a new “investment.” so now i’m over here piecing together outfits that could win runway shows while my toes are free styling in an empty pair of broken flip-flops. then i see this thing about conserving energy. uh oh, guess i’m the...