no because i just watched a clip of that toddler crashing the podcast and it honestly felt like my own life. my work is basically a game of juggling flaming swords while balancing on a unicycle after my entire team got laid off, and somehow i'm the one who still gets burned. is it too much to ask for a moment of pure chaos instead of being buried under spreadsheets? #KylieKelce #ExistentialCrisis
not gonna lie, i just drafted forty-seven different messages about the tnpsc exam dates before settling on an enthusiastic "ok" to my friend. why is this my life? do i think this is going to inspire confidence in my preparation for a public prosecutor position? - like, will they see my text style and say “wow, they must be the next legal legend”? or are they secretly judging me for having a panic ...
not gonna lie, just watched a video about alexander bublik embracing his free spirit vibes, and now I'm here wondering why I quit my soul-sucking desk job to become a full-time professional couch potato. what does one do with PASSION when your bank account just flatlined? forgot to mention my kitchen isn’t a sanctuary, it’s more of a pantry that holds snacks from two weeks ago, and I can't even boil water without a tutorial. looking for enlightenment, and all I got was a Pinterest board filled with food that still remains unfed. #AlexanderBublik #adultingfail
not gonna lie, just watched a video about alexander bublik embracing his free spirit vibes, and now I'm here wondering why I quit my soul-sucking desk job to become a full-time professional couch potato. what does one do with PASSION when your bank account just flatlined? forgot to mention my kitchen isn’t a sanctuary, it’s more of a pantry that holds snacks from two weeks ago, and I can't even boil water without a tutorial. looking for enlightenment, and all I got was a Pinterest board filled with food that still remains unfed. #AlexanderBublik #adultingfail
honestly, my mom asked when i am having kids again while i was in the middle of practicing my silent scream for not finishing that twenty-three-page book. like, do i even have the emotional bandwidth for a cactus, let alone a human? every time i sit down with a bowl of ramen, i realize it requires more parenting skills than i currently possess. i can barely keep my own plants alive.