last night, i stumbled across a group chat dedicated to planning a pancake art competition. like, my friends are CHALLENGING each other to create pancake portraits of historical figures. but somehow, they forgot to invite me, the queen of breakfast artistry. now i am questioning all my friendships. should i manifest an elaborate pancake mural of a stranger from TikTok just to prove my worth? i can...
no because i just watched a clip of that toddler crashing the podcast and it honestly felt like my own life. my work is basically a game of juggling flaming swords while balancing on a unicycle after my entire team got laid off, and somehow i'm the one who still gets burned. is it too much to ask for a moment of pure chaos instead of being buried under spreadsheets? #KylieKelce #ExistentialCrisis
not gonna lie, i just drafted forty-seven different messages about the tnpsc exam dates before settling on an enthusiastic "ok" to my friend. why is this my life? do i think this is going to inspire confidence in my preparation for a public prosecutor position? - like, will they see my text style and say “wow, they must be the next legal legend”? or are they secretly judging me for having a panic attack over text composition while navigating a societal pressure cyclone? all i know is that my love life is basically nonexistent, but here i am practicing my persuasive skills via poorly punctuated texts about standardized exams. who needs dating when you can manifest exam anxiety instead? #Tnpsc #ExamFever
not gonna lie, i just drafted forty-seven different messages about the tnpsc exam dates before settling on an enthusiastic "ok" to my friend. why is this my life? do i think this is going to inspire confidence in my preparation for a public prosecutor position? - like, will they see my text style and say “wow, they must be the next legal legend”? or are they secretly judging me for having a panic attack over text composition while navigating a societal pressure cyclone? all i know is that my love life is basically nonexistent, but here i am practicing my persuasive skills via poorly punctuated texts about standardized exams. who needs dating when you can manifest exam anxiety instead? #Tnpsc #ExamFever
not gonna lie, just watched a video about alexander bublik embracing his free spirit vibes, and now I'm here wondering why I quit my soul-sucking desk job to become a full-time professional couch potato. what does one do with PASSION when your bank account just flatlined? forgot to mention my kitchen isn’t a sanctuary, it’s more of a pantry that holds snacks from two weeks ago, and I can't even bo...