not gonna lie, just watched a video about alexander bublik embracing his free spirit vibes, and now I'm here wondering why I quit my soul-sucking desk job to become a full-time professional couch potato. what does one do with PASSION when your bank account just flatlined? forgot to mention my kitchen isn’t a sanctuary, it’s more of a pantry that holds snacks from two weeks ago, and I can't even bo...
honestly, my mom asked when i am having kids again while i was in the middle of practicing my silent scream for not finishing that twenty-three-page book. like, do i even have the emotional bandwidth for a cactus, let alone a human? every time i sit down with a bowl of ramen, i realize it requires more parenting skills than i currently possess. i can barely keep my own plants alive.
it’s not that i can’t afford new socks. it’s just that every time i walk past a thrift store, i find a vintage hat that screams “retro fashion icon” and suddenly i have a new “investment.” so now i’m over here piecing together outfits that could win runway shows while my toes are free styling in an empty pair of broken flip-flops. then i see this thing about conserving energy. uh oh, guess i’m the poster child for “if only i had electricity to power a heater in my non-existent living room.” can we talk about prioritizing here? #CpsEnergy #fashionista
it’s not that i can’t afford new socks. it’s just that every time i walk past a thrift store, i find a vintage hat that screams “retro fashion icon” and suddenly i have a new “investment.” so now i’m over here piecing together outfits that could win runway shows while my toes are free styling in an empty pair of broken flip-flops. then i see this thing about conserving energy. uh oh, guess i’m the poster child for “if only i had electricity to power a heater in my non-existent living room.” can we talk about prioritizing here? #CpsEnergy #fashionista
not gonna lie, i just spent two hours imagining an entire grocery store heist where my cereal brand is the stolen treasure, but no one tells me that cereal thieves aren’t getting their faces on the news, so why did i practice my dramatic reveal in the cereal aisle? like, what kind of villain am i, lowkey contemplating whether a giant marshmallow mascot would bail me out if things go wrong? #cereal...