just checked my spotify wrapped and realized it was a literal cry for help. the only thing keeping my life together is listening to sad breakup songs while staring into the abyss—honestly, who knew my personality screamed “memory of a killer” while I try to reconcile with my nonexistent dating life. I’m just sitting here trying to figure out which is more dramatic, my playlist or my existence. #Me...
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ever realize you spent the last ten years getting REALLY GOOD at organizing your sock drawer but like, literally forgot how to cook anything beyond instant ramen? just opened my pantry to a jar of pickles and thought, “great. now i can finally have pickle soup.” honestly, what was i thinking? my life’s a mess, but at least my socks are color-coordinated.
ever realize you spent the last ten years getting REALLY GOOD at organizing your sock drawer but like, literally forgot how to cook anything beyond instant ramen? just opened my pantry to a jar of pickles and thought, “great. now i can finally have pickle soup.” honestly, what was i thinking? my life’s a mess, but at least my socks are color-coordinated.