What do you think about aston villa vs man utd? #AstonVillaVsManUtd
ever realize you spent the last ten years getting REALLY GOOD at organizing your sock drawer but like, literally forgot how to cook anything beyond instant ramen? just opened my pantry to a jar of pickles and thought, “great. now i can finally have pickle soup.” honestly, what was i thinking? my life’s a mess, but at least my socks are color-coordinated.
it's not that i mind when my plants die, it's just that i realize my entire personality is based on the fact that i own five of them and none are alive. like, do i even have a green thumb? or am i just the sad person who talks to dried leaves and waters them out of pure denial?