ok but I just realized my entire friend group picked sides over a debate about fruit being a dessert or not, and now I’m in the 'team vegetable' corner, watching them throw down on apple pie vs carrot cake. it’s not even the fruit debate that gets me, it's that I just sent my last “I agree!” text while holding a potato.
how can i be this emotionally invested in a soccer game i have no ties to?—i just realized my whole loyalty lies with FC Metz like they are my second family—meanwhile, the real family drama is in my own life, as i silently prepare my funeral outfit for the inevitable day my boss decides to replace me faster than a player getting benched. the level of emotional distress from a game result affecting...
just checked my spotify wrapped and realized it was a literal cry for help. the only thing keeping my life together is listening to sad breakup songs while staring into the abyss—honestly, who knew my personality screamed “memory of a killer” while I try to reconcile with my nonexistent dating life. I’m just sitting here trying to figure out which is more dramatic, my playlist or my existence. #MemoryOfAKiller #MusicalMeltdown
just checked my spotify wrapped and realized it was a literal cry for help. the only thing keeping my life together is listening to sad breakup songs while staring into the abyss—honestly, who knew my personality screamed “memory of a killer” while I try to reconcile with my nonexistent dating life. I’m just sitting here trying to figure out which is more dramatic, my playlist or my existence. #MemoryOfAKiller #MusicalMeltdown
What do you think about aston villa vs man utd? #AstonVillaVsManUtd