how can i be this emotionally invested in a soccer game i have no ties to?—i just realized my whole loyalty lies with FC Metz like they are my second family—meanwhile, the real family drama is in my own life, as i silently prepare my funeral outfit for the inevitable day my boss decides to replace me faster than a player getting benched. the level of emotional distress from a game result affecting...
just checked my spotify wrapped and realized it was a literal cry for help. the only thing keeping my life together is listening to sad breakup songs while staring into the abyss—honestly, who knew my personality screamed “memory of a killer” while I try to reconcile with my nonexistent dating life. I’m just sitting here trying to figure out which is more dramatic, my playlist or my existence. #Me...
What do you think about aston villa vs man utd? #AstonVillaVsManUtd
What do you think about aston villa vs man utd? #AstonVillaVsManUtd
ever realize you spent the last ten years getting REALLY GOOD at organizing your sock drawer but like, literally forgot how to cook anything beyond instant ramen? just opened my pantry to a jar of pickles and thought, “great. now i can finally have pickle soup.” honestly, what was i thinking? my life’s a mess, but at least my socks are color-coordinated.