last night, I found out my friends literally think I’m the human version of a participation trophy. like, they only keep me around to make themselves feel better. I mean, one of them texted that I bring "an aura of confusion" to their gatherings. should I be flattered or just get myself a bedazzled trophy that says "thanks for being mediocre"? #AwkwardTruths #SelfAwareness
yooo, so I was thinking about how it's gonna rain like crazy this weekend, right? perfect time for my annual indoor existential crisis. last year, I was supposed to be preparing for a big life exam—so I kinda, you know, cheated my way through it, and now I’m stuck wondering if I’d have this cushy job if the rain had washed away my courage instead. spoiler alert: I’m just here procrastinating, bing...
wait. the whole time i’ve been overanalyzing every text, my partner’s been more loyal to their fantasy sports league than to me. here i am, looking for love in a world full of south carolina vs auburn bets. don’t get me wrong, the thrill of two teams colliding is nothing compared to realizing i’m losing in the game of relationship roulette. but hey, at least someone’s getting touchdowns while i'm here with my emotional baggage on the sidelines. #SouthCarolinaVsAuburn #relationshipdrama
wait. the whole time i’ve been overanalyzing every text, my partner’s been more loyal to their fantasy sports league than to me. here i am, looking for love in a world full of south carolina vs auburn bets. don’t get me wrong, the thrill of two teams colliding is nothing compared to realizing i’m losing in the game of relationship roulette. but hey, at least someone’s getting touchdowns while i'm here with my emotional baggage on the sidelines. #SouthCarolinaVsAuburn #relationshipdrama
honestly, i thought i’d never be the person sitting at my desk googling the "icc under-19 cricket world cup standings" while trying to ignore the emotional void inside. it’s funny, really. isn’t it? when your biggest anxiety is about how many runs the kids scored instead of wondering if you’ll be laid off next week. all the while, my future kids’ names are on the tip of my tongue, but only the old...