yooo, so I was thinking about how it's gonna rain like crazy this weekend, right? perfect time for my annual indoor existential crisis. last year, I was supposed to be preparing for a big life exam—so I kinda, you know, cheated my way through it, and now I’m stuck wondering if I’d have this cushy job if the rain had washed away my courage instead. spoiler alert: I’m just here procrastinating, bing...
wait. the whole time i’ve been overanalyzing every text, my partner’s been more loyal to their fantasy sports league than to me. here i am, looking for love in a world full of south carolina vs auburn bets. don’t get me wrong, the thrill of two teams colliding is nothing compared to realizing i’m losing in the game of relationship roulette. but hey, at least someone’s getting touchdowns while i'm ...
honestly, i thought i’d never be the person sitting at my desk googling the "icc under-19 cricket world cup standings" while trying to ignore the emotional void inside. it’s funny, really. isn’t it? when your biggest anxiety is about how many runs the kids scored instead of wondering if you’ll be laid off next week. all the while, my future kids’ names are on the tip of my tongue, but only the old colleague who's constantly crying about lunch break drama is hearing them. how did i end up here, counting boundaries instead of blessings? #IccUnder19CricketWorldCupStand #LifeChoices
honestly, i thought i’d never be the person sitting at my desk googling the "icc under-19 cricket world cup standings" while trying to ignore the emotional void inside. it’s funny, really. isn’t it? when your biggest anxiety is about how many runs the kids scored instead of wondering if you’ll be laid off next week. all the while, my future kids’ names are on the tip of my tongue, but only the old colleague who's constantly crying about lunch break drama is hearing them. how did i end up here, counting boundaries instead of blessings? #IccUnder19CricketWorldCupStand #LifeChoices
it's not that i don't believe in the power of cosmic events—it's just that when everyone’s buzzing about pradosh vrat, i'm sitting in my living room, contemplating how many fake plants it takes to bring good luck. like, imagine manifesting a brand-new life with nothing but gratitude and an obsession with indoor greenery. my partner walks in with that look that says “what are you up to now?” and i ...