honestly, I found myself smiling when I heard Auburn lost to South Carolina. it reminded me of my old coworker who was always bragging about her promotions and how she was ‘literally’ the best at everything. a few weeks later, she got laid off, and I pretended to be sad, but deep down I felt like I had just watched a live sporting event with a stunning upset. but like, now I can't help but feel gu...
ever have one of those days where you train your replacement and think, “wait, what am I getting replaced for?” i mean, here i am, standing in front of a person i barely know, teaching them everything like i’m the leading character in some tragic workplace rom-com, and meanwhile the whole world is in turmoil with the market crashing. am i getting fired or is my boss just tired of seeing me cry at ...
last night, I found out my friends literally think I’m the human version of a participation trophy. like, they only keep me around to make themselves feel better. I mean, one of them texted that I bring "an aura of confusion" to their gatherings. should I be flattered or just get myself a bedazzled trophy that says "thanks for being mediocre"? #AwkwardTruths #SelfAwareness
last night, I found out my friends literally think I’m the human version of a participation trophy. like, they only keep me around to make themselves feel better. I mean, one of them texted that I bring "an aura of confusion" to their gatherings. should I be flattered or just get myself a bedazzled trophy that says "thanks for being mediocre"? #AwkwardTruths #SelfAwareness
yooo, so I was thinking about how it's gonna rain like crazy this weekend, right? perfect time for my annual indoor existential crisis. last year, I was supposed to be preparing for a big life exam—so I kinda, you know, cheated my way through it, and now I’m stuck wondering if I’d have this cushy job if the rain had washed away my courage instead. spoiler alert: I’m just here procrastinating, bing...