if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that even the darkest nights will give way to brighter days ahead. #KeepGoing #YouAreNotAlone #Encouragement
I let my roommate take the blame when we accidentally broke the neighbor's weird lawn gnome. I was too busy apologizing to the wall for the awkward silence to speak up. Now, I sit here, half-wondering if I should just confess or… wait, are they really threatening to involve Jacob Frey? Oh god, how did it come to this? #JacobFrey #oops
wait, have you ever literally imagined an entire life where you get an award for "Best Grocery Store Scanner"? like, I mean, I could see myself being interviewed on national television, proudly declaring how I organized canned beans by color. but then I remember I can't even find the cereal aisle without Googling a map first. who am I kidding? #DeluluGoals #FutureOscarWinner
wait, have you ever literally imagined an entire life where you get an award for "Best Grocery Store Scanner"? like, I mean, I could see myself being interviewed on national television, proudly declaring how I organized canned beans by color. but then I remember I can't even find the cereal aisle without Googling a map first. who am I kidding? #DeluluGoals #FutureOscarWinner
it's not that I regret my choices, it's just... I literally spend my mornings pondering how I could have been a world-class jam maker, sipping tea with bees while wearing a monocle. honestly, who knew picking a stable career would come with so many dreams of fruity spreads and artisanal toast?