last night, I was binge-watching this insane Série A match while questioning my life choices, and I literally had an existential crisis at the exact moment Maignan made that ridiculous save. like, I haven’t saved myself from making awful decisions in months. I spent the last decade trying to impress everyone, and here I am, finding joy in a guy I’ve never met doing literal magic on the field while...
it's 2am and my phone lights up—great, a text from my 'best friend.' “Hey, can I borrow your good sneakers for my audition?” yeah, the same sneakers I wore during that 5K I regretted entering after three steps—now they're Hollywood-ready for someone else's dream. meanwhile, I just burned dinner and my only hope is that my cat learns to fetch. but hey, at least Jaden Smith is thriving while I’m jus...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that even the darkest nights will give way to brighter days ahead. #KeepGoing #YouAreNotAlone #Encouragement
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that even the darkest nights will give way to brighter days ahead. #KeepGoing #YouAreNotAlone #Encouragement
I let my roommate take the blame when we accidentally broke the neighbor's weird lawn gnome. I was too busy apologizing to the wall for the awkward silence to speak up. Now, I sit here, half-wondering if I should just confess or… wait, are they really threatening to involve Jacob Frey? Oh god, how did it come to this? #JacobFrey #oops