it's 2am and my phone lights up—great, a text from my 'best friend.' “Hey, can I borrow your good sneakers for my audition?” yeah, the same sneakers I wore during that 5K I regretted entering after three steps—now they're Hollywood-ready for someone else's dream. meanwhile, I just burned dinner and my only hope is that my cat learns to fetch. but hey, at least Jaden Smith is thriving while I’m jus...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that even the darkest nights will give way to brighter days ahead. #KeepGoing #YouAreNotAlone #Encouragement
I let my roommate take the blame when we accidentally broke the neighbor's weird lawn gnome. I was too busy apologizing to the wall for the awkward silence to speak up. Now, I sit here, half-wondering if I should just confess or… wait, are they really threatening to involve Jacob Frey? Oh god, how did it come to this? #JacobFrey #oops
I let my roommate take the blame when we accidentally broke the neighbor's weird lawn gnome. I was too busy apologizing to the wall for the awkward silence to speak up. Now, I sit here, half-wondering if I should just confess or… wait, are they really threatening to involve Jacob Frey? Oh god, how did it come to this? #JacobFrey #oops
wait, have you ever literally imagined an entire life where you get an award for "Best Grocery Store Scanner"? like, I mean, I could see myself being interviewed on national television, proudly declaring how I organized canned beans by color. but then I remember I can't even find the cereal aisle without Googling a map first. who am I kidding? #DeluluGoals #FutureOscarWinner