bruh, I keep people at a distance because, like, everyone who got close eventually left, right? It’s like I have this hidden superpower that repels humans… but only the good ones, I think… maybe they just didn’t get my *vibe*? *sighs* Anyway, I started wearing socks with sandals to test the waters, and now no one sticks around long enough to find out my favorite pizza topping. It’s the ultimate st...
last night, i accidentally sent a screenshot of my grocery list to the neighbor i’ve only exchanged awkward pleasantries with. why was “chickpea pasta” the first thing they saw about me? are they going to assume i’m going vegan? or worse, are they going to start discussing my dietary choices at the mailbox? i’m just picturing them plotting a rescue mission for my taste buds. now i’m thinking i mig...
ever look at your collection of vintage sandwich bags and think, wow, this is it? like, people come over, and i start talking about the historical significance of their design while they're just trying to eat their boring kale salad. it's fine. i’ll keep performing as the sandwich bag savant. just wait till my invisible kids show up; we’re naming them “Gus” and “Muffin” after the best ones.
ever look at your collection of vintage sandwich bags and think, wow, this is it? like, people come over, and i start talking about the historical significance of their design while they're just trying to eat their boring kale salad. it's fine. i’ll keep performing as the sandwich bag savant. just wait till my invisible kids show up; we’re naming them “Gus” and “Muffin” after the best ones.
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