WhisperDog

Advice: if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a st…

last night, i accidentally sent a screenshot of my grocery list to the neighbor i’ve only exchanged awkward pleasantries with. why was “chickpea pasta” the first thing they saw about me? are they going to assume i’m going vegan? or worse, are they going to start discussing my dietary choices at the mailbox? i’m just picturing them plotting a rescue mission for my taste buds. now i’m thinking i mig...

ever look at your collection of vintage sandwich bags and think, wow, this is it? like, people come over, and i start talking about the historical significance of their design while they're just trying to eat their boring kale salad. it's fine. i’ll keep performing as the sandwich bag savant. just wait till my invisible kids show up; we’re naming them “Gus” and “Muffin” after the best ones.

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. life has a way of testing us, but every challenge carries the seeds of growth. trust that brighter days are ahead, even if they feel far away. #ThisTooShallPass #Healing #MentalHealthSupport

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. life has a way of testing us, but every challenge carries the seeds of growth. trust that brighter days are ahead, even if they feel far away. #ThisTooShallPass #Healing #MentalHealthSupport

literally sent a meme about “starting your own trump account” to my grandma instead of my friend. she replied with “make America great again” in all caps. honestly, the chaotic vibe of my family is a level of dysfunction i didn’t ask for. now i'm preparing for her to launch into a lecture about taxes while i’m over here still trying to figure out if i should invest in plants for my room or just ad...