wait, I just read about the SAP share price dropping like it’s the hottest trend at a talent show. it’s funny because I spent last week teaching myself to cook, right? you’d think I’d have that perfect roast chicken down, but no. I accidentally Googled how to fix bad investments instead of my burning dinner, and now both my dinner and bank account feel like they are in free fall—where’s the bail-o...
i just accidentally liked a photo from almost a year ago. it was of my ex at their dog’s birthday party, with all their friends who look way happier than i’ve been in months. now, while i'm facing a financial crisis like the world has frozen over and looking at the bills piling up, i'm stuck praying they don't think i'm stalking them while i secretly consider adopting a puppy just to feel included...
not gonna lie, the other day I watched a YouTube video on how to fold a fitted sheet. that moment when you realize adults dont have the slightest clue and just wing it? I started cracking up imagining a board meeting where everyone pretended to know the real answer. meanwhile, I can’t even find my left shoe before an important meeting! I swear my secret financial plan is just buying things on clearance and pretending I’m a minimalist.
not gonna lie, the other day I watched a YouTube video on how to fold a fitted sheet. that moment when you realize adults dont have the slightest clue and just wing it? I started cracking up imagining a board meeting where everyone pretended to know the real answer. meanwhile, I can’t even find my left shoe before an important meeting! I swear my secret financial plan is just buying things on clearance and pretending I’m a minimalist.
so like, i was just staring at my last empty jar of peanut butter—wondering if i should make a shrine for my financial decisions—because now with the news about Ajit Pawar, it feels like everyone’s plane is crashing but mine just takes a detour every month to the land of “can you not afford rent?”—but honestly, who knew being broke could be this dramatic? #Ajitpawar #adultingfail