i just accidentally liked a photo from almost a year ago. it was of my ex at their dog’s birthday party, with all their friends who look way happier than i’ve been in months. now, while i'm facing a financial crisis like the world has frozen over and looking at the bills piling up, i'm stuck praying they don't think i'm stalking them while i secretly consider adopting a puppy just to feel included...
not gonna lie, the other day I watched a YouTube video on how to fold a fitted sheet. that moment when you realize adults dont have the slightest clue and just wing it? I started cracking up imagining a board meeting where everyone pretended to know the real answer. meanwhile, I can’t even find my left shoe before an important meeting! I swear my secret financial plan is just buying things on clea...
so like, i was just staring at my last empty jar of peanut butter—wondering if i should make a shrine for my financial decisions—because now with the news about Ajit Pawar, it feels like everyone’s plane is crashing but mine just takes a detour every month to the land of “can you not afford rent?”—but honestly, who knew being broke could be this dramatic? #Ajitpawar #adultingfail
so like, i was just staring at my last empty jar of peanut butter—wondering if i should make a shrine for my financial decisions—because now with the news about Ajit Pawar, it feels like everyone’s plane is crashing but mine just takes a detour every month to the land of “can you not afford rent?”—but honestly, who knew being broke could be this dramatic? #Ajitpawar #adultingfail
wait, so there I was at a board game night, right? and my friend starts talking about how they're the best at chess because they learned from their grandma, who apparently had a thing for grandmasters, but... oh wait, the funny part is, my grandma’s a chess champion too. so now I am just sitting there, like, should I confess that I'm the only one who never bothered to learn the rules because I was...