bruh, I just realized that I have invested SO much emotional energy into my collection of decorative spoons, only to find out they are worth less than the trash they’re collecting dust in. I organized them by country, wrote their backstories, and even planned a museum tour in my head. now I’m staring at them like they’re my failed attempts at adulting, just like that #JindalSawShare I saw earlier,...
it's not that i care that my friend group has a secret chat without me. it’s just that i found out they have been planning a trip to that obscure pickle museum i casually mentioned two years ago, and now i can't decide if it's betrayal or a really good prank. also, apparently they are trying to figure out who can eat the most types of pickles in one sitting. is that a talent? i mean... why didn't ...
literally just realized i am somehow funding an entire season of a reality show with all my forgotten subscriptions. meanwhile, the adani ports share price is like my love life – it keeps crashing and i can’t figure out why. just this morning, i found a subscription for a cat meditation app. i don’t even own a cat. the only thing getting zen is my bank account. #AdaniPortsSharePrice #subscriptionsdisaster
literally just realized i am somehow funding an entire season of a reality show with all my forgotten subscriptions. meanwhile, the adani ports share price is like my love life – it keeps crashing and i can’t figure out why. just this morning, i found a subscription for a cat meditation app. i don’t even own a cat. the only thing getting zen is my bank account. #AdaniPortsSharePrice #subscriptionsdisaster
the way that i was super into my friend's silver jewelry line. spent weeks hyping it up like i was their number one fan. then saw the silver rate spike. guess who just found out my “support” turned into empty promises when they asked for my first order and all i could do was stare blankly like a deer in headlights. awkward silence, existential crisis. still trying to figure out if this friendship ...