it’s day 17 of my romantic misadventure. fell for someone who said they don’t do relationships. now i'm out here writing them poetry at 3am while they just text “k.” real talk, how do you compete with “union bank share”? i mean, clearly this stock’s going up and my feelings are crashing harder than my hopes for an emotional reply. what's next? accidentally manifesting them into my life while tryin...
day 32 of pretending to be a mentor. i just caught myself drawing a flowchart of how to give good advice while still having no idea what i am doing. honestly, i ended up with more questions than answers and the whole thing looks like a map to a fictional world where everyone drinks tea made from moonlight. i think my mentee is starting to realize i'm just here for the snacks.
bruh, I just realized that I have invested SO much emotional energy into my collection of decorative spoons, only to find out they are worth less than the trash they’re collecting dust in. I organized them by country, wrote their backstories, and even planned a museum tour in my head. now I’m staring at them like they’re my failed attempts at adulting, just like that #JindalSawShare I saw earlier, profit margins are more inflated than my spoon collection’s relevance. #NotRealistic
bruh, I just realized that I have invested SO much emotional energy into my collection of decorative spoons, only to find out they are worth less than the trash they’re collecting dust in. I organized them by country, wrote their backstories, and even planned a museum tour in my head. now I’m staring at them like they’re my failed attempts at adulting, just like that #JindalSawShare I saw earlier, profit margins are more inflated than my spoon collection’s relevance. #NotRealistic
it's not that i care that my friend group has a secret chat without me. it’s just that i found out they have been planning a trip to that obscure pickle museum i casually mentioned two years ago, and now i can't decide if it's betrayal or a really good prank. also, apparently they are trying to figure out who can eat the most types of pickles in one sitting. is that a talent? i mean... why didn't ...