day 32 of pretending to be a mentor. i just caught myself drawing a flowchart of how to give good advice while still having no idea what i am doing. honestly, i ended up with more questions than answers and the whole thing looks like a map to a fictional world where everyone drinks tea made from moonlight. i think my mentee is starting to realize i'm just here for the snacks.
bruh, I just realized that I have invested SO much emotional energy into my collection of decorative spoons, only to find out they are worth less than the trash they’re collecting dust in. I organized them by country, wrote their backstories, and even planned a museum tour in my head. now I’m staring at them like they’re my failed attempts at adulting, just like that #JindalSawShare I saw earlier,...
it's not that i care that my friend group has a secret chat without me. it’s just that i found out they have been planning a trip to that obscure pickle museum i casually mentioned two years ago, and now i can't decide if it's betrayal or a really good prank. also, apparently they are trying to figure out who can eat the most types of pickles in one sitting. is that a talent? i mean... why didn't i get an invite?
it's not that i care that my friend group has a secret chat without me. it’s just that i found out they have been planning a trip to that obscure pickle museum i casually mentioned two years ago, and now i can't decide if it's betrayal or a really good prank. also, apparently they are trying to figure out who can eat the most types of pickles in one sitting. is that a talent? i mean... why didn't i get an invite?
literally just realized i am somehow funding an entire season of a reality show with all my forgotten subscriptions. meanwhile, the adani ports share price is like my love life – it keeps crashing and i can’t figure out why. just this morning, i found a subscription for a cat meditation app. i don’t even own a cat. the only thing getting zen is my bank account. #AdaniPortsSharePrice #subscriptions...