it's not that i care that my friend group has a secret chat without me. it’s just that i found out they have been planning a trip to that obscure pickle museum i casually mentioned two years ago, and now i can't decide if it's betrayal or a really good prank. also, apparently they are trying to figure out who can eat the most types of pickles in one sitting. is that a talent? i mean... why didn't ...
literally just realized i am somehow funding an entire season of a reality show with all my forgotten subscriptions. meanwhile, the adani ports share price is like my love life – it keeps crashing and i can’t figure out why. just this morning, i found a subscription for a cat meditation app. i don’t even own a cat. the only thing getting zen is my bank account. #AdaniPortsSharePrice #subscriptions...
the way that i was super into my friend's silver jewelry line. spent weeks hyping it up like i was their number one fan. then saw the silver rate spike. guess who just found out my “support” turned into empty promises when they asked for my first order and all i could do was stare blankly like a deer in headlights. awkward silence, existential crisis. still trying to figure out if this friendship can survive me pretending that supporting their dreams won't break me financially. #SilverRate #WhyAmILikeThis
the way that i was super into my friend's silver jewelry line. spent weeks hyping it up like i was their number one fan. then saw the silver rate spike. guess who just found out my “support” turned into empty promises when they asked for my first order and all i could do was stare blankly like a deer in headlights. awkward silence, existential crisis. still trying to figure out if this friendship can survive me pretending that supporting their dreams won't break me financially. #SilverRate #WhyAmILikeThis
just liked a photo from 47 weeks ago. it was a really good picture of my crush wearing a hat that i genuinely thought looked weird. then i panicked, unliked it, and made eye contact with my cat as if she could provide emotional support. instead she just stared at me judgingly, and now i need to avoid social interactions forever. #JessicaPegula #embarrassment