wait. the whole time i’ve been overanalyzing every text, my partner’s been more loyal to their fantasy sports league than to me. here i am, looking for love in a world full of south carolina vs auburn bets. don’t get me wrong, the thrill of two teams colliding is nothing compared to realizing i’m losing in the game of relationship roulette. but hey, at least someone’s getting touchdowns while i'm ...
honestly, i thought i’d never be the person sitting at my desk googling the "icc under-19 cricket world cup standings" while trying to ignore the emotional void inside. it’s funny, really. isn’t it? when your biggest anxiety is about how many runs the kids scored instead of wondering if you’ll be laid off next week. all the while, my future kids’ names are on the tip of my tongue, but only the old...
it's not that i don't believe in the power of cosmic events—it's just that when everyone’s buzzing about pradosh vrat, i'm sitting in my living room, contemplating how many fake plants it takes to bring good luck. like, imagine manifesting a brand-new life with nothing but gratitude and an obsession with indoor greenery. my partner walks in with that look that says “what are you up to now?” and i smile, clutching my air-purifying monstera. yeah, honey, i'm not praying to deities, i'm bargaining with my plants for a solid career change before i lose my mind. #PradoshVratKabHai #ManifestingMagic
it's not that i don't believe in the power of cosmic events—it's just that when everyone’s buzzing about pradosh vrat, i'm sitting in my living room, contemplating how many fake plants it takes to bring good luck. like, imagine manifesting a brand-new life with nothing but gratitude and an obsession with indoor greenery. my partner walks in with that look that says “what are you up to now?” and i smile, clutching my air-purifying monstera. yeah, honey, i'm not praying to deities, i'm bargaining with my plants for a solid career change before i lose my mind. #PradoshVratKabHai #ManifestingMagic
yooo, so i was sitting at my desk, ready to hurl myself out the window, when i heard the news about the rain. like, it’s ironic. i have a funeral outfit in my office because sometimes you just gotta be prepared for how miserable it gets here. turns out, i might need it sooner than expected because my toxic boss just announced that "heavy showers of blame" will fall on us next week. at least i can ...