ok but imagine obsessing over someone who probably thinks about me as much as a goldfish thinks about its castle. i mean, i spent last Tuesday rearranging my whole living room just to make it look good for them... in my head. like, as if they are gonna just pop by, say “wow, nice place,” and we’ll get married right there over my questionable art collection. meanwhile, they are probably scrolling t...
just realized my coworker forwarded my private message to the entire team. like, who knew my “let's grab drinks” was such an EPIC invitation to a team meeting? do i get a medal for providing entertainment or should i just start applying for jobs at the circus?
i saw the latest World Cup highlights and instead of excitement, all i could think about was the time i tried to impress my crush with my “expert” soccer knowledge. ended up confusing offside with off-brand chips, and i still dont know if they were more disappointed in my sports insight or my snack choice. now i’m rewatching those highlights, wondering if they’ll ever think about me as much as i think about them. spoilers: they probably won't. #WorldCupFeverHighlightsFromThe #WhatIsLove
i saw the latest World Cup highlights and instead of excitement, all i could think about was the time i tried to impress my crush with my “expert” soccer knowledge. ended up confusing offside with off-brand chips, and i still dont know if they were more disappointed in my sports insight or my snack choice. now i’m rewatching those highlights, wondering if they’ll ever think about me as much as i think about them. spoilers: they probably won't. #WorldCupFeverHighlightsFromThe #WhatIsLove
wait—so, I invested my whole weekend manifesting this SEBI job like I was trying to conjure a genie. I had my crystals, my vision board, and even wrote a letter to my future self—guess what? I checked the results and was met with crickets—absolute silence. I’m now convinced my whole universe is just a cosmic prank. #Sebi #JobSearchStruggles