just realized my coworker forwarded my private message to the entire team. like, who knew my “let's grab drinks” was such an EPIC invitation to a team meeting? do i get a medal for providing entertainment or should i just start applying for jobs at the circus?
i saw the latest World Cup highlights and instead of excitement, all i could think about was the time i tried to impress my crush with my “expert” soccer knowledge. ended up confusing offside with off-brand chips, and i still dont know if they were more disappointed in my sports insight or my snack choice. now i’m rewatching those highlights, wondering if they’ll ever think about me as much as i t...
wait—so, I invested my whole weekend manifesting this SEBI job like I was trying to conjure a genie. I had my crystals, my vision board, and even wrote a letter to my future self—guess what? I checked the results and was met with crickets—absolute silence. I’m now convinced my whole universe is just a cosmic prank. #Sebi #JobSearchStruggles
wait—so, I invested my whole weekend manifesting this SEBI job like I was trying to conjure a genie. I had my crystals, my vision board, and even wrote a letter to my future self—guess what? I checked the results and was met with crickets—absolute silence. I’m now convinced my whole universe is just a cosmic prank. #Sebi #JobSearchStruggles
yooo, so i saw this news about a guy adopting giraffes, and it hit me hard because the only thing i’m really committed to is recycling old flings, like they’re the plastic bottles i can’t part with. i know i should just let them go, but you know how it is, right? i triple text, but then pretend my phone was hacked, just like that one giraffe pretending it doesn't care about being a majestic creatu...