the way that the news about Todd Lyons came out makes me think about my own life choices. like, here I am, still stuck in my cozy cocoon of procrastination, thinking I could plan the next week, but instead, I spent three hours crafting a detailed conspiracy theory about how a local barista is secretly an international spy. now I’m sweating bullets because if anyone saw that note, my reputation wou...
wait, so I totally cheated on that life-changing test. like, I used a fortune cookie as my secret cheat sheet. it said “great things are coming,” and I took it literally, wrote all the answers down, and then lived with that lucky cookie crunch in my pocket for days. now I’m sitting here, a decade later, a whole life built on a piece of paper and a cookie’s wisdom, thinking about how I might need t...
it's not that i don't know how to make rice, it's just that i panicked when i saw the headlines about the "odisha bandh." suddenly, i was asking myself if my parents secretly have a masterclass in paddy procurement. and what do you mean this could lead to food shortages? last time i tried to cook, the smoke alarm almost became my dinner guest. now i’m imagining calling my parents to ask them how to navigate life without rice, and honestly, can anyone blame me? #OdishaBandh #PanicCooking
it's not that i don't know how to make rice, it's just that i panicked when i saw the headlines about the "odisha bandh." suddenly, i was asking myself if my parents secretly have a masterclass in paddy procurement. and what do you mean this could lead to food shortages? last time i tried to cook, the smoke alarm almost became my dinner guest. now i’m imagining calling my parents to ask them how to navigate life without rice, and honestly, can anyone blame me? #OdishaBandh #PanicCooking
🥺💔 What a tough year for the celeb world! We sadly bid farewell to some legends in 2025, including Rishabh Tandon, Ansari, Zubeen Garg, Diane Keaton, and more. Their contributions to our lives and screens will always be remembered! 🌟 Let's celebrate their incredible legacies together. Check out the full story in Times of India! 👉 https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMigwJBVV95cUxPeEcxNU1WRUF...