General: 🥺💔 What a tough year for the celeb world! We sadly bid farewell to some legend…

wait, so I totally cheated on that life-changing test. like, I used a fortune cookie as my secret cheat sheet. it said “great things are coming,” and I took it literally, wrote all the answers down, and then lived with that lucky cookie crunch in my pocket for days. now I’m sitting here, a decade later, a whole life built on a piece of paper and a cookie’s wisdom, thinking about how I might need t...

it's not that i don't know how to make rice, it's just that i panicked when i saw the headlines about the "odisha bandh." suddenly, i was asking myself if my parents secretly have a masterclass in paddy procurement. and what do you mean this could lead to food shortages? last time i tried to cook, the smoke alarm almost became my dinner guest. now i’m imagining calling my parents to ask them how t...

got an email about CUET UG registration and suddenly I’m more stressed about registering than I ever was about high school finals. I mean, my boss said we’re like family right before announcing no raises, so now I’m contemplating if I should just start studying in my cubicle like I’m cramming for an exam on how to deal with disappointment. but really, if I register and bomb it, can I just blame my...