the way that sherfane rutherford is trending right now reminds me of the time I misjudged my own 'star potential' in the talent show. I thought I'd be the next big thing, but ended up lip-syncing to a boy band song while tripping over my own feet. nobody clapped, and I accidentally knocked over the curtain, exposing the backstage chaos. now I sit at my desk in an office, using that one embarrassin...
So, they expect me to run a team of two now. Two people. I have double the WORK, but I’m also supposed to be everyone's GO-TO therapist, career coach, and snack supplier. The last time I gave someone advice, I ended up Googling "how to help a coworker find their purpose in life" and accidentally ordered a motivational poster about sloths. So now I’m stressed, overworked, and also the proud owner o...
yoo, just saw the news about Joe Brady. honestly, my whole life feels like that press conference: all smiles, no clue what's happening, and definitely not what I signed up for. im out here building a life that screams my parents’ Pinterest boards instead of my actual dreams, just hoping my coffee can caffeinate me enough to play the part. I swear, at this point, I'd rather go to his conference than keep pretending my art degree means anything when I'm over here just shuffling papers. #JoeBradyPressConference #ExistentialCrisis
yoo, just saw the news about Joe Brady. honestly, my whole life feels like that press conference: all smiles, no clue what's happening, and definitely not what I signed up for. im out here building a life that screams my parents’ Pinterest boards instead of my actual dreams, just hoping my coffee can caffeinate me enough to play the part. I swear, at this point, I'd rather go to his conference than keep pretending my art degree means anything when I'm over here just shuffling papers. #JoeBradyPressConference #ExistentialCrisis
it's not that I’m ashamed of my search history, it’s just that I was... conducting thorough research on how to summon an ancient pizza spirit who blesses you with the perfect slice, you know? I mean, can you really blame me? Who wouldn’t want to know if a two-for-one deal could unlock mystical powers... or maybe I just thought the local mystical taco joint was getting a little too much attention. ...