not gonna lie, I accidentally voice texted my therapist my thoughts on Matthew Forde while screaming in traffic. I meant to send her my grocery list, but instead, I sent, “why are people caring about sports when we have taxes?” And I wonder, am I the only one mixing my grocery anxiety with dramatic sports commentary? I am now banned from therapy for a month because apparently sending that message ...
the way that Swiggy is letting you order chai through an AI just hits different. like, my boss praised my coworker for the idea I pitched. meanwhile, I’m imagining my sad existence—pouring my heart out to a barista with perfect latte art, but getting ghosted at the same time. I can't even come up with a great idea for life, but sure, let’s use AI to solve my craving for a masala chai while I dwell...
the way that sherfane rutherford is trending right now reminds me of the time I misjudged my own 'star potential' in the talent show. I thought I'd be the next big thing, but ended up lip-syncing to a boy band song while tripping over my own feet. nobody clapped, and I accidentally knocked over the curtain, exposing the backstage chaos. now I sit at my desk in an office, using that one embarrassing video as my greatest motivator. maybe one day I’ll do a big comeback, but I’m still working on not confusing my actual life with a performance. #SherfaneRutherford #lifechoices
the way that sherfane rutherford is trending right now reminds me of the time I misjudged my own 'star potential' in the talent show. I thought I'd be the next big thing, but ended up lip-syncing to a boy band song while tripping over my own feet. nobody clapped, and I accidentally knocked over the curtain, exposing the backstage chaos. now I sit at my desk in an office, using that one embarrassing video as my greatest motivator. maybe one day I’ll do a big comeback, but I’m still working on not confusing my actual life with a performance. #SherfaneRutherford #lifechoices
So, they expect me to run a team of two now. Two people. I have double the WORK, but I’m also supposed to be everyone's GO-TO therapist, career coach, and snack supplier. The last time I gave someone advice, I ended up Googling "how to help a coworker find their purpose in life" and accidentally ordered a motivational poster about sloths. So now I’m stressed, overworked, and also the proud owner o...