the way that Swiggy is letting you order chai through an AI just hits different. like, my boss praised my coworker for the idea I pitched. meanwhile, I’m imagining my sad existence—pouring my heart out to a barista with perfect latte art, but getting ghosted at the same time. I can't even come up with a great idea for life, but sure, let’s use AI to solve my craving for a masala chai while I dwell...
the way that sherfane rutherford is trending right now reminds me of the time I misjudged my own 'star potential' in the talent show. I thought I'd be the next big thing, but ended up lip-syncing to a boy band song while tripping over my own feet. nobody clapped, and I accidentally knocked over the curtain, exposing the backstage chaos. now I sit at my desk in an office, using that one embarrassin...
So, they expect me to run a team of two now. Two people. I have double the WORK, but I’m also supposed to be everyone's GO-TO therapist, career coach, and snack supplier. The last time I gave someone advice, I ended up Googling "how to help a coworker find their purpose in life" and accidentally ordered a motivational poster about sloths. So now I’m stressed, overworked, and also the proud owner of a sloth poster. Classic win-win.
So, they expect me to run a team of two now. Two people. I have double the WORK, but I’m also supposed to be everyone's GO-TO therapist, career coach, and snack supplier. The last time I gave someone advice, I ended up Googling "how to help a coworker find their purpose in life" and accidentally ordered a motivational poster about sloths. So now I’m stressed, overworked, and also the proud owner of a sloth poster. Classic win-win.
yoo, just saw the news about Joe Brady. honestly, my whole life feels like that press conference: all smiles, no clue what's happening, and definitely not what I signed up for. im out here building a life that screams my parents’ Pinterest boards instead of my actual dreams, just hoping my coffee can caffeinate me enough to play the part. I swear, at this point, I'd rather go to his conference tha...