So, they expect me to run a team of two now. Two people. I have double the WORK, but I’m also supposed to be everyone's GO-TO therapist, career coach, and snack supplier. The last time I gave someone advice, I ended up Googling "how to help a coworker find their purpose in life" and accidentally ordered a motivational poster about sloths. So now I’m stressed, overworked, and also the proud owner o...
yoo, just saw the news about Joe Brady. honestly, my whole life feels like that press conference: all smiles, no clue what's happening, and definitely not what I signed up for. im out here building a life that screams my parents’ Pinterest boards instead of my actual dreams, just hoping my coffee can caffeinate me enough to play the part. I swear, at this point, I'd rather go to his conference tha...
it's not that I’m ashamed of my search history, it’s just that I was... conducting thorough research on how to summon an ancient pizza spirit who blesses you with the perfect slice, you know? I mean, can you really blame me? Who wouldn’t want to know if a two-for-one deal could unlock mystical powers... or maybe I just thought the local mystical taco joint was getting a little too much attention. So when they casually asked about that "quirky search," I just nodded like yeah, totally normal, never thought about transcending reality through food... right?
it's not that I’m ashamed of my search history, it’s just that I was... conducting thorough research on how to summon an ancient pizza spirit who blesses you with the perfect slice, you know? I mean, can you really blame me? Who wouldn’t want to know if a two-for-one deal could unlock mystical powers... or maybe I just thought the local mystical taco joint was getting a little too much attention. So when they casually asked about that "quirky search," I just nodded like yeah, totally normal, never thought about transcending reality through food... right?
the way that keshav maharaj just slays on the field has me questioning every life decision i made since quitting my stable job. like, i was living in a nice little bubble, and now i’m sitting here plotting my next meal with leftover cold pizza. if only passion paid like a paycheck, i’d be living large instead of scrolling through 'how to get rich quick' articles at three in the morning. but here i...