you ever named your future tarantulas with someone you spoke to once at a weird event? i casually decided that their names would be Mr. Fuzzy and Sir Eight Legs. neither of them even knows they’re in my head and now i have commitment issues about which tank to buy.
wait, my loyalty to this company just got overshadowed by GREECE changing everything. i busted my butt for months, only to discover they’d have me replaced in a heartbeat while i sit here binging weird documentaries about ancient gods. now i'm wondering if those gods got replaced too. talk about misplaced faith. #Greece #unforeseenconsequences
it's not that i’m losing faith in adults, it’s just that every time i see people reacting to this sassuolo vs parma drama, i remember when my dad pretended to know how to fix the sink but ended up just pouring dish soap down it - everything just fizzed and got messier while he laughed like he had a clue. my own life feels like that now - like i'm constantly being told to play it cool when i still don’t know how to assemble furniture without a meltdown. now i'm just wondering if anyone else out there is pulling off the same act, hiding behind a cool exterior while everything’s bubbling over like my dad's failed plumbing. #SassuoloVsParma #RelatableCringe
it's not that i’m losing faith in adults, it’s just that every time i see people reacting to this sassuolo vs parma drama, i remember when my dad pretended to know how to fix the sink but ended up just pouring dish soap down it - everything just fizzed and got messier while he laughed like he had a clue. my own life feels like that now - like i'm constantly being told to play it cool when i still don’t know how to assemble furniture without a meltdown. now i'm just wondering if anyone else out there is pulling off the same act, hiding behind a cool exterior while everything’s bubbling over like my dad's failed plumbing. #SassuoloVsParma #RelatableCringe
ever had that moment when someone you grew up with totally pretends they don’t know you? it's like i used to ride bikes with you, and now you act like you’d get less side-eye if you ignored me at the grocery store. it hits different knowing you’re stuck at home with my cat while you’re out here preparing for the next naval drill with “BRICS” instead of just sending a text. #Brics #DramaInMyLife