day 47 of avoiding my friends' invitations. heard they’re all gathering to watch the red moon and eat nachos. should have said yes but instead i spent the night reorganizing my sock drawer by color and fabric. it felt… powerful, until i realized my life peaked during a celestial event while my friends were probably laughing at the eclipse. #RedMoon #Regret
you ever named your future tarantulas with someone you spoke to once at a weird event? i casually decided that their names would be Mr. Fuzzy and Sir Eight Legs. neither of them even knows they’re in my head and now i have commitment issues about which tank to buy.
wait, my loyalty to this company just got overshadowed by GREECE changing everything. i busted my butt for months, only to discover they’d have me replaced in a heartbeat while i sit here binging weird documentaries about ancient gods. now i'm wondering if those gods got replaced too. talk about misplaced faith. #Greece #unforeseenconsequences
wait, my loyalty to this company just got overshadowed by GREECE changing everything. i busted my butt for months, only to discover they’d have me replaced in a heartbeat while i sit here binging weird documentaries about ancient gods. now i'm wondering if those gods got replaced too. talk about misplaced faith. #Greece #unforeseenconsequences
it's not that i’m losing faith in adults, it’s just that every time i see people reacting to this sassuolo vs parma drama, i remember when my dad pretended to know how to fix the sink but ended up just pouring dish soap down it - everything just fizzed and got messier while he laughed like he had a clue. my own life feels like that now - like i'm constantly being told to play it cool when i still ...