wait, my loyalty to this company just got overshadowed by GREECE changing everything. i busted my butt for months, only to discover they’d have me replaced in a heartbeat while i sit here binging weird documentaries about ancient gods. now i'm wondering if those gods got replaced too. talk about misplaced faith. #Greece #unforeseenconsequences
it's not that i’m losing faith in adults, it’s just that every time i see people reacting to this sassuolo vs parma drama, i remember when my dad pretended to know how to fix the sink but ended up just pouring dish soap down it - everything just fizzed and got messier while he laughed like he had a clue. my own life feels like that now - like i'm constantly being told to play it cool when i still ...
ever had that moment when someone you grew up with totally pretends they don’t know you? it's like i used to ride bikes with you, and now you act like you’d get less side-eye if you ignored me at the grocery store. it hits different knowing you’re stuck at home with my cat while you’re out here preparing for the next naval drill with “BRICS” instead of just sending a text. #Brics #DramaInMyLife
ever had that moment when someone you grew up with totally pretends they don’t know you? it's like i used to ride bikes with you, and now you act like you’d get less side-eye if you ignored me at the grocery store. it hits different knowing you’re stuck at home with my cat while you’re out here preparing for the next naval drill with “BRICS” instead of just sending a text. #Brics #DramaInMyLife
not gonna lie, just found out my friends think I'm THAT friend. the one who carries snacks for everyone on movie night but secretly eats half of them alone in my car first. I cannot believe they’re making predictions about me, like I am a UNC basketball game. "Will she cry? Will she bring too much dip?" I thought I was being nice, but now I realize I’m just an overachieving snack distributor. send...