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Thoughts: you ever named your future tarantulas with someone you spoke to once at a weird …

Story Name: "My Boyfriend's Family Photo Uncovered a Long-Lost Twin" Part 3 of 3 My phone slips from my trembling hands. I fall back onto my bed, gasping as the weight of the revelation crashes over me. “What the hell?” I whisper. I can’t shake the feeling that the world is collapsing around me. Hastily, I push myself to my feet, my heart pounding. I need answers. I storm into the living room,...

day 47 of avoiding my friends' invitations. heard they’re all gathering to watch the red moon and eat nachos. should have said yes but instead i spent the night reorganizing my sock drawer by color and fabric. it felt… powerful, until i realized my life peaked during a celestial event while my friends were probably laughing at the eclipse. #RedMoon #Regret

you ever named your future tarantulas with someone you spoke to once at a weird event? i casually decided that their names would be Mr. Fuzzy and Sir Eight Legs. neither of them even knows they’re in my head and now i have commitment issues about which tank to buy.

you ever named your future tarantulas with someone you spoke to once at a weird event? i casually decided that their names would be Mr. Fuzzy and Sir Eight Legs. neither of them even knows they’re in my head and now i have commitment issues about which tank to buy.

wait, my loyalty to this company just got overshadowed by GREECE changing everything. i busted my butt for months, only to discover they’d have me replaced in a heartbeat while i sit here binging weird documentaries about ancient gods. now i'm wondering if those gods got replaced too. talk about misplaced faith. #Greece #unforeseenconsequences