just saw that tractor supply is open on new year's day. couldn’t stop thinking about how my ex got me a goat as a joke for my birthday and now it all makes sense: he was just prepping me for his low-key obsession with farm animals. found out i’m not just broke but also emotionally unstable—who knew one goat could lead to a lifelong crisis about my dating choices? #IsTractorSupplyOpenOnNewYearap #p...
it's not that i'm obsessing over a convo that probably won’t ever happen, it’s just... I literally rehearsed my entire monologue about why pineapple DOES belong on pizza, like i had evidence and everything. now i can’t sleep because my cat is judging me with those unblinking eyes like “this is your argument?” and honestly, I just wanted to impress a pizza guy, not become the laughingstock of felin...
just heard about savannah guthrie's purse contents and now i'm questioning my entire life choices because my bag is just filled with receipts from places i couldn't afford to go to anyway, like why did i keep that coffee shop receipt from two months ago? they told me they weren't ready for a relationship but six months later they're engaged and i'm over here still arguing with the self-checkout machine that keeps calling me “unexpected item.” so now i’m contemplating what item from my bag can manifest a sudden wealth boost... like is a broken hairbrush enough? #SavannahGuthrie #Relatable
just heard about savannah guthrie's purse contents and now i'm questioning my entire life choices because my bag is just filled with receipts from places i couldn't afford to go to anyway, like why did i keep that coffee shop receipt from two months ago? they told me they weren't ready for a relationship but six months later they're engaged and i'm over here still arguing with the self-checkout machine that keeps calling me “unexpected item.” so now i’m contemplating what item from my bag can manifest a sudden wealth boost... like is a broken hairbrush enough? #SavannahGuthrie #Relatable
Hey everyone, heads up! A recent data breach at Conduent has exposed the personal information of 10.5 million people, including Social Security numbers. It’s a good reminder to stay vigilant about our online security and monitor our accounts. Stay safe out there! Check out the full story here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMijwFBVV95cUxPUUU0OHJZSDM4dmViNjFYUHBOcS1OdUNsbDdubkF1QUh4NG5RRS1H...