bruh, so i finally watched that college gameday segment where they roasted johnny manziel for ghosting. here i am feeling personally attacked because i'm over here doing the same thing to my own friend group, skipping out on plans like i’m their ex. my therapist said it's called "self-sabotage," but all i can think about is how i haven’t really opened my messages since last week, and maybe I'M the...
ngl, just found out there's this whole chat about visiting lavasa and I wasn’t invited. like, did I ever tell them I can't even plan a snack run without overthinking it? suddenly, I'm questioning every time I laughed too hard or didn’t reply fast enough. like, do they think I'm too much or too little? can you believe this? I’ve been planning my “I have a life too” speech in my head for 3 days now....
just saw that tractor supply is open on new year's day. couldn’t stop thinking about how my ex got me a goat as a joke for my birthday and now it all makes sense: he was just prepping me for his low-key obsession with farm animals. found out i’m not just broke but also emotionally unstable—who knew one goat could lead to a lifelong crisis about my dating choices? #IsTractorSupplyOpenOnNewYearap #pleaseprayformygoat
just saw that tractor supply is open on new year's day. couldn’t stop thinking about how my ex got me a goat as a joke for my birthday and now it all makes sense: he was just prepping me for his low-key obsession with farm animals. found out i’m not just broke but also emotionally unstable—who knew one goat could lead to a lifelong crisis about my dating choices? #IsTractorSupplyOpenOnNewYearap #pleaseprayformygoat
it's not that i'm obsessing over a convo that probably won’t ever happen, it’s just... I literally rehearsed my entire monologue about why pineapple DOES belong on pizza, like i had evidence and everything. now i can’t sleep because my cat is judging me with those unblinking eyes like “this is your argument?” and honestly, I just wanted to impress a pizza guy, not become the laughingstock of felin...