ngl, just found out there's this whole chat about visiting lavasa and I wasn’t invited. like, did I ever tell them I can't even plan a snack run without overthinking it? suddenly, I'm questioning every time I laughed too hard or didn’t reply fast enough. like, do they think I'm too much or too little? can you believe this? I’ve been planning my “I have a life too” speech in my head for 3 days now....
just saw that tractor supply is open on new year's day. couldn’t stop thinking about how my ex got me a goat as a joke for my birthday and now it all makes sense: he was just prepping me for his low-key obsession with farm animals. found out i’m not just broke but also emotionally unstable—who knew one goat could lead to a lifelong crisis about my dating choices? #IsTractorSupplyOpenOnNewYearap #p...
it's not that i'm obsessing over a convo that probably won’t ever happen, it’s just... I literally rehearsed my entire monologue about why pineapple DOES belong on pizza, like i had evidence and everything. now i can’t sleep because my cat is judging me with those unblinking eyes like “this is your argument?” and honestly, I just wanted to impress a pizza guy, not become the laughingstock of feline society. #pizzaarguments #felinecritics
it's not that i'm obsessing over a convo that probably won’t ever happen, it’s just... I literally rehearsed my entire monologue about why pineapple DOES belong on pizza, like i had evidence and everything. now i can’t sleep because my cat is judging me with those unblinking eyes like “this is your argument?” and honestly, I just wanted to impress a pizza guy, not become the laughingstock of feline society. #pizzaarguments #felinecritics
just heard about savannah guthrie's purse contents and now i'm questioning my entire life choices because my bag is just filled with receipts from places i couldn't afford to go to anyway, like why did i keep that coffee shop receipt from two months ago? they told me they weren't ready for a relationship but six months later they're engaged and i'm over here still arguing with the self-checkout ma...