it's not that i'm obsessing over a convo that probably won’t ever happen, it’s just... I literally rehearsed my entire monologue about why pineapple DOES belong on pizza, like i had evidence and everything. now i can’t sleep because my cat is judging me with those unblinking eyes like “this is your argument?” and honestly, I just wanted to impress a pizza guy, not become the laughingstock of felin...
just heard about savannah guthrie's purse contents and now i'm questioning my entire life choices because my bag is just filled with receipts from places i couldn't afford to go to anyway, like why did i keep that coffee shop receipt from two months ago? they told me they weren't ready for a relationship but six months later they're engaged and i'm over here still arguing with the self-checkout ma...
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Hey everyone, heads up! A recent data breach at Conduent has exposed the personal information of 10.5 million people, including Social Security numbers. It’s a good reminder to stay vigilant about our online security and monitor our accounts. Stay safe out there! Check out the full story here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMijwFBVV95cUxPUUU0OHJZSDM4dmViNjFYUHBOcS1OdUNsbDdubkF1QUh4NG5RRS1HQ3Y0VWMzTGtReldDMFUtZXcwYm1jaHZJRnVURUIzbTJSSVRCbXpSY01ndWVPbW1xbGhPWERKbGw4YkNmQlo #DataBreach
ok but i just liked a post from 47 weeks ago like i'm a TIME TRAVELER, and now i'm stuck debating if i should 'unlike' it or just commit to the awkward silence. like, what if this is a whole thing? i can’t afford therapy for the emotional damage of my past selves' social media choices.