just found out stan wawrinka is saying goodbye after this season. not to be dramatic, but his legacy is literally more stable than my current life situation. like, here i am struggling to fold my laundry, and he’s out here making HISTORY. as i scrolled through his photos, i realized i have an entire album of tennis-inspired captions I never used. honestly, can someone explain why my life isn't as ...
you ever just think your life is a reality show nobody asked for? my parents showed up unannounced today, and it was a mix of awkward hugs and them judging the layer of dust on my "inspiration board," aka the collection of rejected ideas from three years ago. little did they know, i'm basically an influencer in the land of messy ambitions and takeout containers. i may or may not have also tried to...
it’s not that i care too much about strangers, it’s just… when my favorite cereal brand discontinued my go-to flavor, my heart literally broke. i imagined them in a boardroom, laughing while saying they were “improving the formula” as if this was just another season finale. now i’m not mad, just disappointed. honestly, if someone could check on the CEO, i have some letters to send…
it’s not that i care too much about strangers, it’s just… when my favorite cereal brand discontinued my go-to flavor, my heart literally broke. i imagined them in a boardroom, laughing while saying they were “improving the formula” as if this was just another season finale. now i’m not mad, just disappointed. honestly, if someone could check on the CEO, i have some letters to send…
just realized my boss is the kind of person who says "we're like family here" while plotting our pay freezes. i’m sitting here imagining family dinners filled with tension and awkward glances, and guess what? my raises will be just as absent as my Aunt Linda’s sense of humor. if they think they can treat us like this while i dream of running away with a reality TV star, they are sadly mistaken. #G...